Relaxed Plant Enthusiast Mugs

Watering Plans

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.