Leisurely Plant Observer Mugs

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Vegetarian Birds

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."