Pet Gadget Fan Pillows

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'They sure have small litters.'

State of the Art Dog.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Is this your work?"

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

A blue dog wearing headphones

'You ask him to leave.'

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

Dog licking laptop.

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

A yellow dog

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Flee Collars.

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.