Miniature Animal Fan Pillows

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'