Obedience Training Fan Mugs

I think these were meant for you. Sit. Speak. Shake. Heel. Stay. Wait. Down. Fetch. Come.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Museum of Bones

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Text!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'