Obedience Training Fan T-Shirts

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Balloon dog training

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Museum of Bones

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Text!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."