Faux Obedience Fan T-Shirts

Faking obedience

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'He's maturing early.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Trump Mask

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Museum of Bones

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

'What the hell

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"