Faux Obedience Fan Gifts

Faking obedience

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'He's maturing early.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Trump Mask

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Phill Jupitus

'What the hell

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'