Animal Training Fan T-Shirts

Fish Tricks

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Echo in the hippo.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"