Canine Behavior Fans Pillows

"I admire your dogged determination."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

No littering...

What does aloof mean?

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Museum of Bones

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'What the hell