Dog Behavior Fans Pillows

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Dog History

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'What the hell

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."