Dog Obedience Fan Pillows

"He's very good at sit."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

No littering...

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Mating rituals

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Garbage Piñata

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'