Dog Obedience Fan Pillows

"He's very good at sit."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

No littering...

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'What the hell