Dog Behavior Fans T-Shirts

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Garbage Piñata

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Museum of Bones

Dog History

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"