Unexpected Visitor Navigator Gifts

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."