Unexpected Visitor Navigator Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'How am I doing?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

Car navigation