Surprise Visitors Gifts

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

A stranger calls to see me

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Surprise!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Tourists finding a path

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

"It's nothing, dear. Just a couple of old friends..."

Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....