Surprise Visit Admirer Gifts

A stranger calls to see me

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

A Ghost

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

'Sit!'

Clowns of the Baskervilles

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"I didn’t know you could play."

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

Subway BC

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

The unexpected end of the journey.

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'