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A stranger calls to see me

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Clowns of the Baskervilles

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Sit!'

A Ghost

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"I didn’t know you could play."

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Subway BC

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

The unexpected end of the journey.

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"