Unexpected Visitor Navigator T-Shirts

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."