Unexpected Visitor Prints

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Surprise!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"This is how I roll, baby."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Life is full of surprises.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

"The control group has taken control."

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."