Thoughtful Techie Gifts

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

All the apps hidden within a phone

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Statue of liberty selfie

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."