Thoughtful Techie Gifts

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

The Uses of a Stethoscope