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"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"You are still here."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear

Why god isn't listening...

Zoo dentist.

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'