Fearless Tech Adopter Gifts

nterior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Textin’"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

God's Phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Man-mobile

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Prisoner of technology

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."