Fearless Tech Adopter Pillows

nterior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Textin’"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

God's Phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Unicorn in the Woods

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Man-mobile

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Prisoner of technology

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."