Early Adopter Of Technology Pillows

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

"My best friend is my phone."

Reinventing the Wheel

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

"This thing isn't working."

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

Developing the boomerang.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"Watch for innovation."

'Y2K compliance!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Touch screen for bio.

"How do you turn it off?"

Digital Dinosaur

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

Virtual Money?

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

Stoneage traffic cone

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.

And then I chiseled one up here on top of the hill and invented the driverless wheel!

Wheel being refused at the patent office

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

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