Early Adopter Of Technology T-Shirts

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"My best friend is my phone."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

Developing the boomerang.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

"Watch for innovation."

'Y2K compliance!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

"How do you turn it off?"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Digital Dinosaur

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

Stoneage traffic cone

Virtual Money?

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.

Wheel being refused at the patent office

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.

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