Early Adopters Of Technology Pillows

"So when do we go online?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Internet.

Reinventing the Wheel

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Wheel.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'He's invented blogging.'

"This thing isn't working."

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'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"Watch for innovation."

'Y2K compliance!'

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Digital Dinosaur

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"How do you turn it off?"

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'