Early Adopters Of Technology Gifts

"So when do we go online?"

Reinventing the Wheel

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'Wheel.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'He's invented blogging.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

'Y2K compliance!'

"Watch for innovation."

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

Digital Dinosaur

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"How do you turn it off?"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.