Early Innovation Admirer Gifts

Stoneage traffic cone

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

The original paperless office

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

The Invention of the Wheel

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Reinventing the Wheel

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"It's the new self-driving model."

Lumiere brothers caricature

Old and new technologies

Game In A Can.

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

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