Eccentric Invention Admirer Gifts

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The original paperless office

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Evolution.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Game In A Can.

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