Automation Adopter Gifts

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Employee of the Month

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Congratulations Strike Over!

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."