Digital Adopter Gifts

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'I found him on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Today's love

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Busking during a pandemic

"I need a more interactive you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Man-mobile

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Online Dating for Dummies

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Strategies that will always work

Cable Bill.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."