New Tech Adopter Gifts

"Textin’"

God's Phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"My best friend is my phone."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Give us a chip."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

After 15 years Mike was released

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

"Your mission number one, should you choose to take it, is to seek and destroy the new laptop"

'New Religion'

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

Text As A Second Language

"I asked my mom for a new iPhone, and she said she would 'get right on it.' Luckily, I have an app that alerts me of sarcasm."

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

'You may hang up if you want. I just don't want to eat alone in public without a cell phone in my hand.'

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

Woman checks her phone while being operated on.