Technology Embrace Advocate Gifts

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Employee of the Month

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Not in my name!"

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

'Computers and Business Making Money'

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Why god isn't listening...

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"