Advocate For Technology In Schools Gifts

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

Why god isn't listening...

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

"Hit the 'like' button on your way out!"

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'Where's the spellcheck?'

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"Could you give me a second? I have all the answers stored in the cloud."