Fearless Investor Pillows

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

The stock market rose slightly today on rumours. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

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"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Zoo dentist.

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

The Board of Fear

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."