Assertiveness Adventurer Gifts

Ego Increasing School

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You have got to want to change."

"Fight or flight?"

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

People of Courage

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Pole Vaulting Club

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Good ephening."

I'll climb with little help from my...

Learning to say 'no'

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'Success in Business'

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

Blind Fisherman

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"I'm finally being the hero of my own story."