Energetic Adventurer Gifts

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

I think you're ace

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Creative Baby.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Shoot For The Moon

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Nanny with children on leash

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Sticking out tongue

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Fight or flight?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Pole Vaulting Club

'I told you to sip it!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!