Emotional Adventurer Gifts

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Universal airlines - "We found your suitcase,but I'm afraid we can't locate your emotional baggage."

"I finally learned how to really listen to people...big mistake!"

Public Me/Private Me/Actual Me.

'With a one-man business, it's murder being a manic depressive.'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Woman harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

I Pagliacci

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"You call this opening up?"

'She's always blubbering about something!'

Mike has second thoughts about getting in touch with his feminine side.

Danger - Hazardous Psychological Waste.

"After my divorce, I sought emotional safety in camouflage..."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

There, there,dear, you don't really think I'm patronising.

Tearful man getting off train "Goodbye, you've all meant so much to me!"

Woman, who is feeling lonely, going through a relationship.

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I've never mentioned this, Mom, but I feel pretty."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Loving involves risk, but Michael and I are pretty courageous people."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wall St. or True Love.

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."