Oil Exploration Enthusiast Mugs

Footprint on Alaska

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Car Breast-Feeding

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

Archaeologists

Expensive oil.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Improvised Economic Device

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

Low oil prices.

Libyan Oil