Oil Rig Enthusiast Mugs

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Turmoil change.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Car Breast-Feeding

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

A 'failed' brake check!

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."