Oil Rig Enthusiast Prints

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Turmoil change.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Car Breast-Feeding

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

The Oil of Iran

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

A 'failed' brake check!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Oil Price

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"