Oil Rigger Prints

"The food here is very good- a little oily, but good."

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

'The food here is very good - a little oily, but good.'

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'Who is to blame?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'