Big Rig Aficionado Mugs

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

A souped up car...

Car Breast-Feeding

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

A 'failed' brake check!

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

Low oil prices.

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Libyan Oil