Oil Rig Aficionado T-Shirts

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Car Breast-Feeding

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

The Oil of Iran

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

A 'failed' brake check!

Oil Price

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

History of Gasoline.

Oil Workers

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Low oil prices.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."