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'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

A 'failed' brake check!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"What old school? This is my life."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Farmers' Warnings.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Tractor Racing

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I got it from eBay."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.