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Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Mass Travel

Farmer Christmas.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

A 'failed' brake check!

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

SS Superhero

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

Flat pack sales assistant

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

Quiet Grog or we will never sneak up on that huge bird.

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'The Bricklayers Arms'