Big Rig Enthusiast Gifts

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

A 'failed' brake check!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"What old school? This is my life."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Tractor Racing

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"I got it from eBay."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.