'Elsewhere in the news, power generating companies have announced plans to environmental groups which will drastically reduce greenhouse gas emissions.'
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'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'
Utility Companies Managers.
Rex Tillerson Slinks Home After His Wild Affair Inevitably Crashes and Burns
Grasshopper, there's no unspinnable situation. Enlighten me, Mr. Spinwell. Say I'm a loaded energy executive caught cheating investors and costing employees their hard-earned pensions. What do I say? I handled my arrest with dignity. Classy.
"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."
Putin proposed a merger between Gazprom and Naftogaz of Ukraine.
"So what rise do we go for this time, jaw droppingly huge or mind staggeringly vast?"
Spot the difference.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'
Ethanol and foreign oil.
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
'Probably to put in his tank!'
Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
E.U. Russian Oil Embargo
"Woo-hoo!"
EXXON EXTINCTION
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
Big oil.
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.
Green Lamp Lighting Monument
'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'
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