Gas Industry Executive T-Shirts

"So much pain...so much death." "So much to profit from I almost feel guilty." "Amateurs."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Home Heating Oil

The five inhospitable gas giants

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Big oil.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

"I'm asking the crown price of Saudi Arabia just what it's going to take to get more oil?"

Oil Profits