Gas Industry Professional T-Shirts

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

"More champagne, please, sweetie. . . and thanks. . . !"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Army Man Playset 2020

"Woo-hoo!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Venice Floods

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Bump in the road.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

The Evolution of Transport.