Gas Industry Professional T-Shirts

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

"More champagne, please, sweetie. . . and thanks. . . !"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Army Man Playset 2020

"Woo-hoo!"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Bump in the road.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

EXXON EXTINCTION

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

The Evolution of Transport.

Home Heating Oil

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Fracking Express